LOCOMO: INBOX

[testgasm]

@ WHEATLEY

GREETINGS, hello, welcome, you've reached Wheatley and the E2 branch of Aperture Laboratories. I'm...not actually here right now, if you haven't guessed. Off doing something very important, very sciencey, I'm sure, but go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Depending. On. The nature of your call. But I'll, ah. Most likely respond within some kind of acceptable time frame.

✉️ ☎️ 📷

Comments

[shiftybladesofcray]

sodoku???? sheesh is this what dads are like

Think i saw some of that puzzle biz back in the ski lodge

Books too

Hell i could go for a hot chocolate and a bodice ripper

What do you say creepley??? Gimme ur verdict

[testgasm]

i wouldn't know i never had a dad

but actually that sounds very nice minus the hot chocolate and bodices for me of course. i would be interested in that

1/2

[shiftybladesofcray]

THEN IT'S A DATE!!!!!!!!!!

[shiftybladesofcray]

jk u couldn't afford me

But I'll treat you just this once

You've been such a good boy 😘

[testgasm]

why are you like this

[shiftybladesofcray]

bc it's fun

[testgasm]

ugh

okay i'll see you at the ski lodge

[shiftybladesofcray]

Race u there