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WHEATLEY ([personal profile] testgasm) wrote2021-08-12 07:00 pm

LOCOMO: INBOX


@ WHEATLEY
GREETINGS, hello, welcome, you've reached Wheatley and the E2 branch of Aperture Laboratories. I'm...not actually here right now, if you haven't guessed. Off doing something very important, very sciencey, I'm sure, but go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Depending. On. The nature of your call. But I'll, ah. Most likely respond within some kind of acceptable time frame.

âœ‰ī¸ â˜Žī¸ 📷
himbomb: (26)

@bombaf

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
'sup frosted flakey

it's ur old pal sexy rexy đŸ’ŖđŸ”Ĩ


[u know... bc wheaties... The cereal.

He is entirely being a pain in the ass on purpose.
]

i got a couple of qs for ya

u got a sec?

dw, we don't have to talk about your daddy issues this time, but u can always cry on my shoulder if u gotta- they broad af soooooo lmfao it's free real estate what can i say
himbomb: (11)

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
whoa kay there pal

that would suggest that you've FELT like cryin at least once before wh

aaaaaah


[Rex is actually concerned about the little guy... Surprisingly enough.]

can u tell me what os the phone is using?

wait fuck

did they even give u a phone? u dont have hands wh

do you even have a number? like how tf is that supposed 2 work
himbomb: (27)

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, now they're talkin'. Finally! Somebody who knows how to work a goddamn phone. Invincible does not count, he's an idiot.]

ok since we are all literally from different DIMENSIONS

like i get it but dontchu care

cmon, my lil booby boi!!!!!


[REX????]

aren't u curious? about who/where/why/WHAT thE FAQQQQ brought us here

cuz i am
himbomb: (74)

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
well i sure as hell am! don't break my â¤ī¸!

wheatley, baby, coooooome on!

pwetty pwease â˜šī¸đŸ˜ĸ😭

dw! ill protect ya. i've got big strong arms n everything đŸ’ĒđŸŊ
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[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[...Ah, so the robot takes him for a fool.

Well, he wouldn't be the first.
]

that would be a resounding NO, asshole

dude! ur a fucking ROBOT

you of ALL!!!! ah gragh UGGGGH things

should know how h a c k i n g works! look, i'm not trying to shut down any MAINFRAMES or anything bc oh GOd do we need this shit but (🍑!!!)


[insert the spirit of a deep inhalation here]

what i WOULD like to know?

is if all of us interdimensional motherfuckers are being TRACKD

OKAY

and if so, what are they using? idk if heat signatures make sense bc there are like... creatures in here u kno who are native to this loco locomotive

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EMAIL jsapphire@fony.com

[personal profile] lavishes 2021-11-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
SUBJECT: software thing

hiiiiiii it's Jester! i think this is the email i'm supposed to send for like. software and stuff? to make sure that i don't get hacked i think? that's what my new manager person told me, anyway... i need things, i think. except like, do i have to go anywhere or do you have to come here or like, is there cool technology things to make sure it just happens? and also will it get rid of all my files?

thanks!!!

jester sapphire ✨
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[personal profile] lavishes 2021-11-11 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fixating on all the wrong things in 3... 2... 1— ]

Things? What kinda things? Is it like, really embarrassing things? Because if it is, you can definitely tell me. I'm really, really good at keeping secrets, you know.

And also I don't really like coffee because it's bitter sooo I guess I can download the access client thingy. Can you just like, access my computer all the time? because sometimes I definitely draw porn and it's okay if you wanna look at it!! But you know. If you didn't wanna or whatever, I should probably say something.
[ Consent. It's important! ]
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@TaSTYB1TCh3000, untraceable

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-04 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
HEYO CREEPLEY

GUESS WHO?? 😜😜😜 GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU MY METAL MAN
shiftybladesofcray: (130)

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-04 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah you didn't know?
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-04 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
idk i feel like my personality shines thru online and off

but whatever

How r u
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
TELL ME ABOUT IT WHAT A FUCKING BUZZKILL. Those shadow creeps didn't even bleed. No fun at all.

Okay yes anyway i was wondering

Did u forget to grab the geezer on the way out?

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