LOCOMO: INBOX
@ WHEATLEY
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GREETINGS, hello, welcome, you've reached Wheatley and the E2 branch of Aperture Laboratories. I'm...not actually here right now, if you haven't guessed. Off doing something very important, very sciencey, I'm sure, but go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Depending. On. The nature of your call. But I'll, ah. Most likely respond within some kind of acceptable time frame.
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[IS... HE??? FLIRTING??? WITH THE ROBOT]
also, i feel like you'd make a great bowling ball tbh
[oh nvm he's just clowning him we fine]
im more into the 'NASTICS grind myself? but i could stand to learn a few new tricks
i'm not THAT old of a 🐶
woof woof
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fine if you find an access port or something let me know i'd be willing to take a look at it
especially if it makes you stop whatever this is
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if i find one, i'll letcha kno, wooty woot
[It's "Wheatley..."]
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good talk