LOCOMO: INBOX

[testgasm]

@ WHEATLEY

GREETINGS, hello, welcome, you've reached Wheatley and the E2 branch of Aperture Laboratories. I'm...not actually here right now, if you haven't guessed. Off doing something very important, very sciencey, I'm sure, but go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Depending. On. The nature of your call. But I'll, ah. Most likely respond within some kind of acceptable time frame.

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Comments

[himbomb]

i just think ur cute 😚❤️

[IS... HE??? FLIRTING??? WITH THE ROBOT]

also, i feel like you'd make a great bowling ball tbh

[oh nvm he's just clowning him we fine]

im more into the 'NASTICS grind myself? but i could stand to learn a few new tricks

i'm not THAT old of a 🐶

woof woof

[testgasm]

ugh

fine if you find an access port or something let me know i'd be willing to take a look at it

especially if it makes you stop whatever this is

[himbomb]

awwwwwh, babe! you're KILLIN me over here

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if i find one, i'll letcha kno, wooty woot

[It's "Wheatley..."]

[testgasm]

right thanks

good talk