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WHEATLEY ([personal profile] testgasm) wrote2021-08-12 07:00 pm

LOCOMO: INBOX


@ WHEATLEY
GREETINGS, hello, welcome, you've reached Wheatley and the E2 branch of Aperture Laboratories. I'm...not actually here right now, if you haven't guessed. Off doing something very important, very sciencey, I'm sure, but go ahead and leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Depending. On. The nature of your call. But I'll, ah. Most likely respond within some kind of acceptable time frame.

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himbomb: (10)

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
i just think ur cute 😚❤️

[IS... HE??? FLIRTING??? WITH THE ROBOT]

also, i feel like you'd make a great bowling ball tbh

[oh nvm he's just clowning him we fine]

im more into the 'NASTICS grind myself? but i could stand to learn a few new tricks

i'm not THAT old of a 🐶

woof woof
himbomb: (73)

[personal profile] himbomb 2021-09-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
awwwwwh, babe! you're KILLIN me over here

⚰️

if i find one, i'll letcha kno, wooty woot


[It's "Wheatley..."]